The beauty about hobnobbing in Texas is their rather liberal gun laws. Providing a few others and myself the perfect opportunity to brush up our .37 magnum skills.

For me it was especially satisfying. Every time I squeezed off a round I thought of that smug robot sitting at my desk, drinking from my otter mug and – oh the horror – using my pen.

Anyway, I was pleased to discover that, even severely jetlagged on a Monday morning, I can still aim straight.

Is it dead? Of course it is. But Plain Sight robots love being dead… so it all turned out nicely.

Now I’m back, I’m going to be making some big changes to the Beatnik web network infrastructure – so expect some downtime over the next week or so.

Plain Sight robots don’t like stpid PEOPLE doing THEIR job for them!

It was HIS destiny to kill himself, not yours!!

I am never going to forgive you for this!! :(

*goes to make a shrine for the poor robot*

[quote author=“NeatNit;3063”]*goes to make a shrine for the poor robot*

Made from toasters, as a reminder of the splodebot’s heritage, and tastefully arranged to lure Robin in…

Toasters Never Forget.

[quote author=“divit;3064”]Toasters Never Forget.

Quote of the year ;D

[quote author=“divit;3064”]Made from toasters, as a reminder of the splodebot‘s heritage, and tastefully arranged to lure Robin in…

Toasters Never Forget.

It caught on! :D

Was that El Mono, or a different one?
MythicSprite’s domination of the forums is now over!

eHuh?
You wish!

I is teh dominuttor of dis hir forum

Oh yeah?

that’s 4 against 2.
And it was worse earlier.

this post makes it 6 to 2, the two being in the help sections.

Where’s the Help sections?

Support Sub-forums.

Still says the last post was by Robin on mine.

Exactly, 6 to 2, robin’s the 2.

Oh, yeah.

Back to the topic, How can a robot love being dead?

Clearly Robin has a guilty conscience.

Back off topic, I win because  

I have the most posts, I was the only one mentioned in a news post without being the winner of a contest , and I am generally awesome :D