Competition over. done. We spent weeks trawling through literally two entries, and agonised over who would emerge victorious. it was tough, but we finally made it.

Oh, you guys. Clearly our little robot, El Mono, did not fill you with the gushing fountain of inspiration and give-me-more-gasm that we intended.

We have failed you. I would offer to throw myself on my sword, but then who would bring you tasty portions of video game delight? Robin, you say? RUBBISH! Look, next time I swear it'll be the best competition ever, it'll be like, i dunno, we give you a giant sack of cash and you have to take a picture of yourself swimming in it and laughing and laughing.

Anyway, until then, we can tell you that Arlenius won, with his wave of children, Mexican style:

See the video behind the prize!
See the pictures behind the video!
See the man behind the pictures!

Him and his buddies are winning stuff as we speak. It's totally awesome and that makes us feel good. It also makes him feel good. Quoted.

In other news: we are starting the pre-beta at the end of next week. This will be open only to a select few people, hand picked from our own loving community. After that, the full beta will be available for everyone to enjoy, just in time for Christmas! Bring a glorious death to your friends and loved ones TODAY!*




*at Christmas.