Look up a little bit. Up this web page, in the Plain Sight banner. Now focus on the silhouette of the robot. When you pick up our game, you will BECOME that robot.

Oh sure, he may look all contented and wishy-washy, but deep inside lies an unending source of pain; a whirling maelstrom of bitterness and confusion just begging to be dispersed. But no one has.

You see, that little robot has no name, no identity; it drifts aimlessly through life carrying with it a little bindle of shame, lonely and exploding.

Doesn't that make you angry? Doesn't it make you MAD (if you're American)? Doesn't it make you want to cry: "Dear God, Beatnik Games Ltd., make it stop! Can't you see he's already dead!"?

Keep that chin up, brave little Internet. We may be too uncaring and talentless to give the little critter a name, but we know you'll be able to do better. In fact, we're so sure that you'll be able to come up with something 100% satisfactory, that we will be sending out a special limited edition prize for the best suggestion received by the end of next Friday (19th September). It will be super awesome and made by us, and you know what that means, right? Give it a few years and eBay will be your friend!

Do it, do it now.