Hello world.

Firstly, a big THANK YOU to everyone who’s taken part in our pre-beta trial. Especially thanks to those who’ve found show-stopping fun-killing bugs. Don’t worry, they shall be fixed very soon; In the meantime, please keep posting your feedback. If you don’t tell us what sucks, we can’t fix it!

This week the office buzzword is “performance”. By the beta launch all you’ll need is a 486 and a 14.4 modem. That’s it, amazing! You see, we’ve harnessed the power of unicorn dust (also known as dandruff) so now every computer in the world should play the game just fine*. Happiness!

*Mr Bump says this isn’t true.